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    {
        "lineLyric": "本字幕由TME AI技术生成",
        "time": "0.00"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "嗯嗯",
        "time": "0.31"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "包子和面条大打出手",
        "time": "1.56"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "但是包子因为太肉脚",
        "time": "4.22"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "被面条打的是落花流水",
        "time": "5.88"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "于是在离去时对面条撂下了一句话",
        "time": "8.70"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你好歹别走",
        "time": "12.46"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我去叫伙伴来教训你",
        "time": "13.60"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "包子于是约了煎包馒头面包等准备去找面条理论理论",
        "time": "16.06"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "在路上遇到了泡面",
        "time": "21.96"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "包子等人于是围住了泡面一阵毒打",
        "time": "24.34"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "泡面被不分青红皂白的打了一顿后",
        "time": "27.92"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "问包子为何打他",
        "time": "30.58"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "包子回答面条",
        "time": "33.15"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "别以为你烫了头发我就不认得你",
        "time": "35.03"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "hello",
        "time": "47.86"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "各位控友大家好",
        "time": "48.18"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这里是吐小曹吧新闻",
        "time": "49.04"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我就是传说中人见人踹花见花败不吐不快一吐为快的吐小曹",
        "time": "51.30"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "今天是一月二十八号",
        "time": "61.83"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "腊月二十八",
        "time": "63.93"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "在腊月二十六腊月二十七这两天",
        "time": "65.53"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我们准备了过年要吃的肉类",
        "time": "68.21"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "到了二十八这天",
        "time": "70.67"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我们就要准备面食了",
        "time": "72.11"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你们家蒸包子了吗",
        "time": "74.21"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这猪肉大葱馅儿的包子没少蒸吧",
        "time": "76.37"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "今年春节不蒸包不蒸包啊",
        "time": "79.11"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "不蒸包 蒸包",
        "time": "81.33"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "就份大葱馅儿",
        "time": "82.45"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "他点了一份套餐",
        "time": "84.03"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "才二十一块钱",
        "time": "86.18"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "有猪肉大葱包子",
        "time": "89.72"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "还有戒指和炒肝儿",
        "time": "91.54"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "据说呀",
        "time": "96.97"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这龚琳娜将于春节后推出新作包子铺来歌颂习大大的爱民如子体恤民情",
        "time": "97.53"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "有网友就说了",
        "time": "105.53"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你说你一唱歌的艺人",
        "time": "107.05"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "一不需要仕途升迁",
        "time": "108.95"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "二没有政治任务",
        "time": "111.05"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你这么积极干嘛呀",
        "time": "112.49"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "啊",
        "time": "114.17"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我说你这么谄媚你家孩子知道吗",
        "time": "114.47"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "知道",
        "time": "118.01"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我不知道我不知道",
        "time": "119.17"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那你们就不懂了",
        "time": "128.61"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你想啊",
        "time": "130.13"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这主席套餐一出",
        "time": "130.79"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那买包子的人是成倍的翻",
        "time": "132.33"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这歌曲一出",
        "time": "134.85"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那估计也得专辑大卖呀",
        "time": "135.97"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "不过龚琳娜的助理小钟却予以否认",
        "time": "138.95"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "他说没有",
        "time": "142.81"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "说网上那个新闻是不时报道",
        "time": "144.11"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "龚琳娜近期并没有准备这首歌",
        "time": "147.03"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "过年这段期间只有两首歌是武魂和天马行空",
        "time": "150.11"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "说实在的",
        "time": "155.21"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我真的还特别希望龚琳娜能为我们演绎这首歌曲",
        "time": "155.95"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "不知道这首歌用忐忑的感觉唱出来",
        "time": "161.24"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "会是什么效果呢",
        "time": "164.42"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "切",
        "time": "166.94"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "唱出来别动",
        "time": "167.14"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "今年的一至五月",
        "time": "180.26"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "某市的餐饮收入下降百分之五点六",
        "time": "181.66"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "而高端餐饮下降则高达百分之三十六点四",
        "time": "184.98"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "处于寒冬中的高端餐饮企业正在尝试转型大众餐饮",
        "time": "189.14"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "做团扇",
        "time": "194.50"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "卖盒饭等等",
        "time": "195.50"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "积极自救",
        "time": "197.06"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "很多高端餐饮业都转型到地铁口卖盒饭",
        "time": "198.14"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你这就对了嘛",
        "time": "202.96"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你们早就应该走亲民路线了",
        "time": "204.14"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "小编看你这么辛苦",
        "time": "206.72"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "每天累得跟孙子是的",
        "time": "208.54"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "啥时候有时间",
        "time": "210.61"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我请你去高端餐饮业吃盒饭",
        "time": "211.75"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "想我中华美食是名满天下",
        "time": "218.66"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "什么北京烤鸭",
        "time": "221.42"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "麻婆豆腐在国外都叫得上名",
        "time": "222.68"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "现如今就连马路牙子边上的小吃都走出国门输出价值观了",
        "time": "225.66"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这不",
        "time": "232.04"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "近日在大名鼎鼎的美帝西雅图",
        "time": "232.66"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "竟然神奇的惊现",
        "time": "236.10"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "中国煎饼竟次大次动",
        "time": "238.02"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "次大次要要切克闹煎饼果子来一套",
        "time": "240.80"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "多占面酱多放菜",
        "time": "245.34"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你别看这摊儿小",
        "time": "249.59"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "还能支持信用卡付款",
        "time": "251.19"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "摊主安娜是纯种的美的土著",
        "time": "253.39"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "曾经东渡天朝来体验生活",
        "time": "256.23"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "吃过各地版本的煎饼",
        "time": "258.71"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "回国后就在西雅图支起了小车",
        "time": "260.93"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "当上了煎饼果子美国太平洋西北地区的唯一总代理",
        "time": "263.61"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "小日子过得是可滋润了",
        "time": "269.19"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "看到这儿",
        "time": "271.47"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "想必国内的小贩儿们又该眼红了",
        "time": "272.11"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "别光眼瞅着馋啊",
        "time": "275.09"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "赶紧行动啊",
        "time": "276.77"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "人家在美国卖肉夹馍的洛阳大叔都快开上火锅店了",
        "time": "278.01"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "只要诚实守信",
        "time": "283.22"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "不用地沟油",
        "time": "284.50"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "不放死猪肉",
        "time": "285.58"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那普通人的美国梦那一定会实现的",
        "time": "286.94"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "最主要的是啊",
        "time": "290.42"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "人家那城管是人哪",
        "time": "291.94"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "其实那中国的城管也是人",
        "time": "295.00"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "呵呵呵呵呵呵",
        "time": "297.96"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "近日",
        "time": "303.45"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "一名公务员自白称自己的能力是听话加写报告",
        "time": "303.87"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "社会关系是领导加同事",
        "time": "308.35"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "步入而立之年",
        "time": "311.05"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "深感自己是一个失败者",
        "time": "312.27"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这番话同时引来大量共鸣和质疑",
        "time": "314.29"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "公务员工作状态究竟怎样",
        "time": "318.21"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "有报道称",
        "time": "320.95"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "公务员队伍的工作及时分配不均",
        "time": "321.89"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "呈现三个闲成猪",
        "time": "324.85"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "两个累成狗的状态",
        "time": "326.69"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "啊",
        "time": "328.91"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你们这报道是啥意思啊",
        "time": "329.17"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你们这是在说公务员猪狗不如吗",
        "time": "331.27"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "要说公务员还的确是累啊",
        "time": "336.20"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "您这黑白忙活能不累吗",
        "time": "338.76"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你说我容易吗",
        "time": "341.22"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "上辈子欠你的",
        "time": "344.14"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我都快累死了",
        "time": "347.20"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "还要硬挺着",
        "time": "350.14"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "话说混官场可是有讲究的",
        "time": "356.67"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "嘴巴要严实",
        "time": "359.51"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "尾巴不能翘",
        "time": "360.53"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "关键是肚脐儿下三寸别惹祸",
        "time": "361.59"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "您万一要是惹了祸",
        "time": "364.65"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "可是会被人挖祖坟晒丑闻的",
        "time": "366.25"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "苏州市吴江区委宣传部干部顾勇就倒霉了",
        "time": "369.31"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "不知从哪来的草台报社亮出了不雅照",
        "time": "373.61"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "照片中顾勇抱着一名身穿黑衣的女性那lo",
        "time": "377.43"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "近期顾勇就向记者证实了",
        "time": "382.57"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这是五年前的照片",
        "time": "384.63"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "近期被他身边的人带有另外的目的发到了网上",
        "time": "386.15"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "目前纪委已经介入",
        "time": "391.31"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "他很快将被处分",
        "time": "393.13"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "与此同时",
        "time": "395.47"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "苏州市纪委",
        "time": "396.45"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "市监察局和官方微博在网友的爆料后表态已关注",
        "time": "397.65"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "有网友就说了",
        "time": "402.81"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "顾主任",
        "time": "404.09"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "您曾经的屁股还没擦干净",
        "time": "404.89"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "您就赶往官场里闯",
        "time": "406.91"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那是很危险的",
        "time": "408.75"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "无论是否被黑",
        "time": "410.41"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我掐指一算",
        "time": "411.63"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "您从此仕途坎坷呀",
        "time": "413.70"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "前方的路",
        "time": "416.74"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "周五那天",
        "time": "425.19"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我是歌手又送走了一位韦维",
        "time": "425.99"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那场",
        "time": "429.05"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "韦维是排在了最后",
        "time": "429.59"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "第三名是韩磊",
        "time": "431.33"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "第二名是周笔畅",
        "time": "432.53"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "第一名是邓紫棋",
        "time": "433.99"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "张宇是第四名",
        "time": "436.11"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "罗琦是排在了第五",
        "time": "437.51"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "张杰是第六",
        "time": "439.37"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "韦维第七",
        "time": "441.13"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "赛后",
        "time": "442.55"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "韦维把琴送给了",
        "time": "443.05"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "周笔畅把手链送给张杰",
        "time": "444.77"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "让他转交给谢娜",
        "time": "447.17"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "其实当晚最吸引眼球的不是韦维",
        "time": "448.89"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "而是他的三个儿子",
        "time": "451.95"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "啊 三个儿子",
        "time": "453.75"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "幸亏您是在国外生的",
        "time": "455.12"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "要是在中国啊",
        "time": "457.12"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那非得罚你个倾家荡产呐",
        "time": "458.36"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "不过说实在的",
        "time": "461.24"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那三个儿子都挺帅的",
        "time": "462.52"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那混血还真挺帅",
        "time": "464.60"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "其实我觉得被淘汰也挺好",
        "time": "466.62"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这回可以舒舒服服回家过年了",
        "time": "468.98"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "有网友就说了",
        "time": "471.56"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "张杰第六不应该呀",
        "time": "472.82"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "至少得前三呢",
        "time": "474.64"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我觉得也是",
        "time": "476.32"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "咱们先不说唱功",
        "time": "477.50"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "就光凭跟谢娜的关系",
        "time": "479.20"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "凭着跟湖南卫视的关系",
        "time": "481.24"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那不前三不正义呀",
        "time": "483.42"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "咦",
        "time": "487.37"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "最近网上传出了一幅图片",
        "time": "489.83"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "欲罢不能",
        "time": "492.63"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "刚开始我以为是谁家的浴霸不能洗澡了啊",
        "time": "494.45"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "后来一看才知道",
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    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "原来是哪位学渣想写我要当学霸",
        "time": "499.63"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "结果这个霸字不会写",
        "time": "503.85"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那真是欲罢不能啊",
        "time": "506.79"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "要我说",
        "time": "509.45"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "这位同学",
        "time": "510.29"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你可真是学渣啊",
        "time": "511.11"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "原谅我这一生放荡不羁笑点低",
        "time": "512.93"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "那浴霸的霸不就是爸爸的霸吗",
        "time": "516.57"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你连八字都不会写",
        "time": "518.83"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你爸爸知道吗",
        "time": "521.12"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "好了",
        "time": "533.76"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "各位朋友",
        "time": "534.08"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "以上就是节目的全部内容",
        "time": "534.52"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "您有事儿没事多听听我们的节目",
        "time": "536.38"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我会用一颗纯粹的",
        "time": "538.84"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "高尚的",
        "time": "540.26"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "脱离了低级趣味的心去吐槽",
        "time": "540.86"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我就是有事没事儿就爱吐槽的土小曹",
        "time": "543.32"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你也可以关注我的微博",
        "time": "546.32"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "搜索涂小曹",
        "time": "547.58"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "吐是吞吞吐吐的吐",
        "time": "548.92"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "小是大乔的小",
        "time": "550.44"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "曹是姓曹的曹",
        "time": "551.90"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "你也可以把你遇到的有意思的事儿发给我们涂小曹发新闻",
        "time": "553.58"
    },
    {
        "lineLyric": "我们明天接着扒",
        "time": "558.44"
    }
]